What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

How does the sun listen to music?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?