What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
What did one plate say to the other?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What kind of computers do horses use?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
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