Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?