What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Kobe beef.
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do basketball players order at Denny'sĀ®?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
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