What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What do you call a small mom?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call a pig thief?