Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why do rhinos charge?