What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?