If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?