Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What's the richest basketball team?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why do cows go to New York?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?