Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Where do pigs love to take naps?