What do Scottish toads play?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What's the difference between people and chickens?