Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
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