Why was the broom late for school?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?