Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why did the person sit on the clock?