What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?