What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What's the friendliest national park?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?