What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?