Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What animal floats best?

We had a discussion about roses.

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Which animal should never work for the government?