What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What reads and lives in an apple?