What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What building always gets stains on it?

Families are like fudge.

What's a henway?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Where do surfers go to school?