What's the perfect job for a cow?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Which former US President was always cold?

What words make the best athletes?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What do you give a sick pig?