Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What did March say to the madness?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?