What sound does a witch's car make?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What condiment has wings?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What does the sun drink out of?

Which cats love to be petted?