Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?