Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Can February March?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

The museum curator needed a break.

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?