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What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

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What tea do footballers drink?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

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What kind of dog loves to eat?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

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What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

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