I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?