Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?