What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Uni-corn on the cob.
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Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Where does breakfast live?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
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