What kind of bird can write?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?