What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

How do you organize a space party?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Which computer won the talent show?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?