What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?