What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

How did the toad die?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?