Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
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Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
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Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
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How do you make antifreeze?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why was the mime upset?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
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