What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

How does a witch play loud music?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?