Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
What type of birds stay together forever?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why do elephants have trunks?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
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