What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why was the cow afraid?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why do football players make great fishermen?