What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Where do termites go camping?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What animal has the most fun?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?