What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What type of car do planets buy?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?