What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

How do you get kids to do something?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What kind of bird can write?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Where do vampires keep their money?