Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What did the icy road say to the truck?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

How did groundhogs get their name?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

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