What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What season begins with a thud?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Where do they produce Christian films?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?