What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What do you call an Irish spider?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

Why did the fish blush?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?