Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What did the sickly elevator say?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What condiment has wings?