Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?