What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Which family member has tusks?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why do cows make great bakers?