What did the school bully have for lunch?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why do bees buzz?

What do trees wear to the lake?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What dogs are always lying to you?