What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What do math teachers eat?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What's red and smells like blue paint?