The museum curator needed a break.

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What sweet treat never panics?