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Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do math teachers eat?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?