Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What do birds say to encourage each other?