Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why do math teachers love March?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?