Why do math teachers love March?

Why did electricity win the race?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?