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How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

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What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What animal loves a baseball game?

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