If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Where would you find an elephant?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?