Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
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