Do you know the name Pavlov?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why are baseball games at night?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?