What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

A book just fell on my head.

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?