What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
A hissy fit.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
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