Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

How do you compliment a cat?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why was the broom late for school?