What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What's the politest month?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What did March say to the madness?