Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do Scottish toads play?

I broke my finger!

When do cows get tired?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What's the holiest insect?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What animal knows kung fu?