What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Where do actors go to pray?

What food is a man's best friend?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why do cats love to work?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

How do you get straight A's?

Why are ghosts always single?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?