How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why are stones so good at music?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
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