What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why was the cow afraid?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why do two skunks argue?