What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What insect runs away from everything?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What game do mice love to play?

Why was the spider so smart?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?