Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Where does water do all its banking?