How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What animal likes to party the most?
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