How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which family member has tusks?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
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