How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
How did the tree get lost?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How do football players deal with their problems?
How do you organize a space party?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
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