How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
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