How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the confused bee say?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
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