How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is the wealthiest fish?
How is cat food sold?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
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