How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
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