Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What condiment has wings?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why is winter considered holy?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What is the color of the wind?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What do cats eat for breakfast?