Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

How does a cow do math?

Why was the bee sad?

How do fleas travel?

What's the friendliest national park?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do cats wear to work?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

How do locomotives know where to go?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?