What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What is the definition of Robin?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What do cats wear to work?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

How do you make a cow float?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?