What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What does an evil hen lay?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?