On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why was the musician arrested?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?