What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?