What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why did the peach come home from work early?