What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Which animal will never go bald?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why did the body of water think so much?