What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

How do automobiles fly?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?