Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.