What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?