Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?