Why did the tree need to take a nap?
For-rest.
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
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