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What's a tornado's favorite game?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Which cats love to be petted?