How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
What's the friendliest national park?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did autumn say to summer?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why do librarians never make plans?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
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