Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why are goats so funny?