What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Bears love exotic cars.

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What shape has a knighthood?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?