Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?