Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?