What type of flower grows up too fast?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?