Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What animals make the best students?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
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