Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Do dads always snore?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What animal always goes to heaven?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Where do pigs learn magic?
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