Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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