Shoutout to my grandma!

What do you call a small mom?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why do plants hate algebra?

How did the toad die?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?