Where do you take sick ponies?

What fish only swims at night?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?