Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

I broke my finger!

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Which is the worst season?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?