What did the wolf say to the flea?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Which state has the best streets?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?