What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
A T-shirt.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How do you grill cheese?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
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