How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Families are like fudge.

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why do vampires always look sick?