What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

How do you massage a chicken wing?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why did the frog starve?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why was the pirate late for work?