Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What do you call an old snowman?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why did the echo get detention?

What is the most faithful insect?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?