What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Which fly makes films?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did one plate say to the other?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
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