When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
A dino-saw.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's the loudest sport?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a small mom?
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