When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
A dino-saw.
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What horn never makes a sound?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What sound does a witch's car make?
How do you care for a sick bird?
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