What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What's a forklift?