What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?