Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?