Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

How was the wedding?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?