Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do cats wear to work?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What is blue and not heavy?