Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.
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What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
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