What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

How do hurricanes see?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What do you say if you meet a toad?