Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.
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Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What insect runs away from everything?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
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