Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why are maps such great therapists?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Where do cows go on vacation?