Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do cows say on NYE?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
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