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What do you call a tired tree?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Where do birds go to drink?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

How do you measure a millennial?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do you call an exploding monkey?