Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What does a panda ghost say?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What words make the best athletes?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?