Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill.
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What food is a man's best friend?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
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