What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What is a table you can eat?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What's the most determined bird?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?