Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Which elf is the best singer?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Where do bees go on their vacation?