What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What sport do horses love to play?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?