How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
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How do frogs get to work?
Why was the cat so small?
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Where would you put an injured insect?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
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