What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?