What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What did the sick chicken say?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do bees chew?