Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What school subject really rocks?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why can you never find the number nine?