If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What shape is bad at driving?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why are goats so funny?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why do mice need oiling?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What is another name for a cow?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?