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What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

How can you farm during the winter?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do you call a greedy elf?