What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?