Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Which is the worst season?

What is the emptiest holiday?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?