What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
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Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
How does a penguin build its house?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
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What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What car does Yoda® drive?
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