What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is the coolest country?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
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