What do frogs drink in the winter?
Hot croako.
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
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