What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?