What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why was the fish so smart?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why was the mime upset?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?