What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do little fish love to play with?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?